Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Failure

handshake fail     What is up my one follower?!?!? And what's up to you all my imaginary followers, that I am going to pretend are real so that I can keep my self esteem high? Oh, and if you guys are wondering the one real follower that I have knows me already so he just follows me out of pity. Well who care's? Not me that's for sure..... Sorry I completely lost my train of thought, I made the mistake of thinking I could quickly visit Reddit and not spend at least 15 minutes looking at hilarious .gif reactions. I know big fail on my part.
     Anyways as if you couldn't tell already, I am big into all things Reddit, YouTube, and Blogger. Pretty much any site that promotes creative ideas shared through the inter web. Speaking of which, (and I'm sorry if it seems like I'm advertising) I recently stumbled upon an interesting little gem by the name of WattPad. It's a really cool story sharing website that allows you to read stories written by users of the site and let's you share your own if you feel so inclined.
     So that last paragraph had nothing to do with anything in particular. But then again, anything I do rarely does. As the title so accurately states, I am a failure. I don't mean to sound pessimistic about myself but when the evidence is clear, you might as well go along with it. Everything I do is usually either half finished, never completed, finished late, done wrong, or not at all. Ok maybe I"m exaggerating a bit, but hey, take this blog of mine for example, it's taken me two whole years to actually post anything.
     My failings can be attributed to my laziness, and that's a work in progress. I have been making improvements though. I no longer play video games for 4+ hours a day, or spend my time watching the entire series of Community (which continues February 7 I believe (wow, I do so much free advertisement)) like I used to. I even started bathing every once in awhile.............. I was joking, it was a joke.
     Life is just beginning for me though. I'm only twenty, and I already have an almost degree (another thing that is not quite finished) in drafting and a dog that does whatever I tell her to! Just so long as it doesn't involve food in any way shape or form. I have good friends that have stuck with me through troubling times, and a family that even though we don't always get along. loves me just as much as love them. Well, at least I think they do.......hmm.... maybe I should ask them. So I guess I'm only half a failure, but like I wrote earlier it's a work in progress.
     Until next Tuesday, this is that one guy saying,............Ugh! A catch phrase will come I know it.
   
P.S. Sorry if your not into .gifs but you might see them in my blogs from time to time.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The First

     I've had this blog since February 2011, and can you belive this is the first blog that I have written for it? Imagine all the followers that I could have gained in that time. Well better late than never I guess. I'm not sure what the rules of blogging are, but if it's anything like vlogging on YouTube then it involves a lot of getting real close to the camera and twisting my head from side to side while I talk. But I guess that wouldn't really work on here since there isn't any cameras.    
     Ok so a few things to note about me: Hardly anything I say ever makes any sense, well at least when I just start writing something while also trying to pay attention in class. He said something about a workbook we need to buy and something else about using our cell phones. Aaahh but who cares it's the first day of class, I'm not missing anything right? Ooooooooo break time.....
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     Ok sorry guys I had a hankering for some snickers and then I sat around and ate it for 15 minutes. Right so where was I...... O ya if you haven't already gathered by now I go to school, college, community college. Don't make fun of me it's actually a very good school, the instructors let you blog in class and everything. I'm pretty sure as of writing this I have maybe two or three people reading this and I know them personally, and they pretty much already know everything I would put on here. So that's enough with the introductions.
     I wanted to also use this first post to write some ideas for the types of things I want to post in the future, and also to ask you guys if you have any ideas. I want to do a collaborative story for one, where I write an introduction and others come in and add to the story. The only problem is I can't figure out how to set it up. We'll I guess that's what Google is for. I'll figure it out soon enough. But if you reader, (and I mean reader, because like I said earlier there aren't to many people that are reading this) have any ideas please leave me a comment.
     Cool so that wasn't to bad. A few paragraphs of me talking to myself and it was completely pointless. I think I connected this thing to my Google plus profile so if I figure out how to add the link then feel free to check that out. Ok then I guess that's it for now I should make a catch phrase or something. Hmmmm.... I'll think bout it. Anyways there will be more to come soon.